Nawa Ama-50 Ahle Kakhulu Ama-Christian Pick Up Lines

Here Are 50 Best Funny Christian Pick Up Lines







Zama Ithuluzi Lethu Lokuqeda Izinkinga

IBhayibheli lithatha imigqa.TAbangane be-hough eqenjini lakho elincane bangahle bahlasele i-punny-ness yakho, ama-millennials maningi amathuba okuthi ahleke kanzima futhi ahlanganyele ambalwa awo. Akudingeki ukuthi izwi likaNkulunkulu kufanele libe yisisekelo sethu. Ngemuva kokucwiliswa okunjalo emBhalweni, sekuyisikhathi sokuhleka nokudlala.

Nayi imigqa engama-50 ehamba phambili yamaKristu yokuthatha

  1. Ingabe igama lakho umusa? Ngoba uyamangaza!
  2. Ngikholwa ukuthi olunye lwezimbambo zami ngelakho. .️
  3. Kuwe bengizobulala oGoliyathi ababili.
  4. Kuyashisa lapha noma ngabe uMoya oNgcwele uvutha ngaphakathi kuwe nje?
  5. Ngakho izolo ebusuku bengifunda encwadini kaNumeri, futhi ngabona ukuthi ... anginayo eyakho! 🤳
  6. Awunasici kangangokuthi ngingakwenza umhlatshelo.
  7. Ubeka i-‘st ’esifundweni seBhayibheli.
  8. IBible-Gateway yikhasi lami eliyisiqalo.
  9. Ungathanda ukujoyina kanjani Impilo yami Eqhutshwa Impilo?
  10. Kukangaki kufanele ngihambe ngikuzungeze ukwenze ungiwele?
  11. Wena ➡️Me ➡️Song of Songs ➡️ The remix.
  12. Ingabe ungomunye wamadodakazi kaJobe? Cuase umuhle ngokuphindwe kabili kunanoma iyiphi enye intombazane engake ngayibona. .️
  13. Angiyena uJoseph… mhlawumbe ungangisiza ngihumushe amaphupho engihlale nginawo ngawe? .️
  14. Ubunami, bengikuthandazela namhlanje.
  15. Imvamisa angisona isiprofetho kakhulu, kodwa ngiyakwazi ukusibona sindawonye.
  16. Ingabe igama lakho ukholo? Ngoba uwususststance sezinto ebenginethemba lazo.
  17. Ungenza ngifune ukuba ngumKristu ongcono.
  18. Ngizizwa sengathi uNkulunkulu ungitshela ukuthi kufanele uhambe nosuku nami.
  19. Abazali bami basekhaya, ngifuna ukuza? 🤓
  20. Sawubona, ngingu-Will. ‘Intando’ kaNkulunkulu ngawe. This️ (Lona kusiza uma igama lakho langempela lingu-Will).
  21. Sikhuluma kakhulu ngokuholwa ngumoya. Yebo,…. umoya ungiqondise kuwe. .️
  22. Bengizofunda izaga 31, bese ngibona ukuthi ngingavele ngifunde wena esikhundleni salokho. 🤔
  23. Sawubona ntombazane, ngisendleleni eya eDamaseku? Imbangela yobuhle bakho buyaphuphuthekisa!
  24. Ungangibiza ngoPharoah. Isizathu angisoze ngakudedela.
  25. Ngiyayithanda intombazane yami ngithanda imibhalo yami yamagama yeMicrosoft. ‘USINDISIWE’ !!! .️

26. Ukube besiseduze noNowa… bese wena, mina… ubhanqa!

27. Ake ngikuthengisele ukuzitika ngoba kuyisono ukubukeka umuhle njengawe.

28. Udinga umkhuleko? Ngoba ngizimisele impela ukubeka izandla kuwe. (Um, qaphela, lena ingakwenza uboshwe.)

29. Bheka, cishe uneminyaka engama-22. AmaKristu amaningi aseneminyaka emithathu engenile umshado manje… vele ungilungisele.

30. Abazali bami basekhaya, ngifuna ukuza?

Buka eminye imigqa yokulandwa kwamakristu ekhasini elilandelayo….